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Post by Icee on Sept 7, 2004 21:21:56 GMT -5
Do you know any Beatle jokes? I know one... Here we go... One day at a small school in Liverpool 5 people were late for class, Seconds later Paul came running in panting. 'Where were you?' The teacher asked. 'Up Penny Lane' He said taking his seat. Then John came running in after him. 'Where were you?' the teacher asked him. 'Up Penny Lane' He said sitting down beside Paul. Ringo and George ran in seconds after John. 'Where were you?' 'Up Penny Lane' they both answered. After that a small girl arrived late to class. 'Let me guess, you were up Penny Lane?' The teacher asked. 'No.. I am Penny Lane.' the girl replied  I love it. |
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 7, 2004 21:34:22 GMT -5
Hahaha, so true, so true!
The only Beatles jokes I know are offensive, so I will refrain from sharing
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Post by shiquitazz on Sept 7, 2004 21:39:56 GMT -5
I like it Icee lol ...... tell more people i dont know beatle jokes !! |
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Post by xxobiwan201xx on Sept 8, 2004 18:34:13 GMT -5
lmao. that was great.
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Post by Lucy on Sept 8, 2004 18:56:10 GMT -5
Hehehe! That was really funny! Unfortanantly I don't know any Beatle jokes.  |
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Post by Mindy on Sept 8, 2004 20:11:19 GMT -5
Aw lol. I loved it! I don't know any Beatle jokes either  |
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Post by Cranberry Sauce on Sept 8, 2004 21:57:00 GMT -5
Haha, that's a great joke. I bet the member on the board who's username is Penny Lane is feeling pretty happy right now.
Sadly, I can't remember any Beatles jokes either. I remember reading one awhile back about "How many Beatles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" but I don't remember how it went, sorry. I bet you'll all be pondering that one now... :X
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Post by Icee on Sept 9, 2004 4:05:51 GMT -5
Lol, I am thinking of what it can be now.. XP
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 9, 2004 15:12:58 GMT -5
Bloody hell! How many Beatles DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?!
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Post by GeorgeIsASexPot on Sept 9, 2004 15:58:23 GMT -5
WHats a lightbulb?  ;D |
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 9, 2004 18:32:11 GMT -5
I searched Google for "How many Beatles does it take to change a light bulb?" This one, well, I thought it was funny, but apparently the person who wrote it only liked one of the Beatles XD
Q. How many Beatles does it take to change a light bulb?
A. FOUR!
John to write a song about living in darkness.
Paul to say that he contributed 50% to the changing of the light bulb.
George to complain that his light bulbs are never considered.
Ringo to actually change the light bulb.
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Post by xxobiwan201xx on Sept 9, 2004 18:36:30 GMT -5
lmao. thats pretty damn funny.
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Post by Icee on Sept 9, 2004 20:18:21 GMT -5
Hahaha! That was great  |
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 9, 2004 20:30:27 GMT -5
I was glad Ringo was the cool one in it, because Ringo has a bad rap.
Here's another version of the same joke, told, I'm sure, by a loyal Lennon fan and otherwise cynic.
Q: How many Beatles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: John Lennon
Actually, it was told by mom and she's a Paul fan, but I thought it was funny in it's absurdity. (I was under the impression, y'see, that the question "how many" implied that the answer would be a NUMBER.) (John Lennon is my lucky number.)
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Post by Icee on Sept 9, 2004 20:33:20 GMT -5
I like it.
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;D