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Post by crazy4john on Sept 21, 2004 7:43:48 GMT -5
lol those are all great jokes  this is not a joke but has anyone seen the film 50 first dates? anyway their is this bit where adam sandler goes to chat up drew barrymore and she pretends she has a boyfriend, so he asks what his name is and she says ringo and then he asks if his last name is starr and she answers - 'no, Mccartney' haha ONLY a beatlefan would find that hilarious!  |
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Post by Icee on Sept 21, 2004 8:22:30 GMT -5
Ahaha I remember that Just like in umm.. what's it called... Damn can't remember. |
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Post by Emma on Sept 21, 2004 14:34:06 GMT -5
Ooh, I forgot about that part in 50 First Dates. ;D
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 21, 2004 14:43:38 GMT -5
There's one like that in the Recruit - they're grilling him to tell them his instructors because he works for the CIA and he finally agrees to tell them, and he says "Paul... is the cute one. John's the wisecracker. George is... pretty quiet... And then there's the new kid... I can't remember his name..." and then they beat him up ("Don't be smart!") XD
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Post by Icee on Sept 21, 2004 20:10:16 GMT -5
Grissom in CSI (if you watch it) whenever he picks up beetles, he's like 'John,George,Paul...Ringo!' he syas it EVERYTIME without fail lol.
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Post by crazy4john on Sept 22, 2004 4:00:24 GMT -5
Grissom in CSI (if you watch it) whenever he picks up beetles, he's like 'John,George,Paul...Ringo!' he syas it EVERYTIME without fail lol. im a huge CSI fan, grissom is so cool!  |
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Post by Emma on Sept 22, 2004 15:25:00 GMT -5
Oh, I just remembered another movie reference...
In the movie Michael where John Travolta plays an angel, he says, "Remember what John and Paul said." and the guy he's with says, "The apostles?" "No, the Beatles. All you need is love."
I love that part.
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 22, 2004 15:33:10 GMT -5
Michael! I love that movie. I remember that part.
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Post by Emma on Sept 22, 2004 15:36:28 GMT -5
I love that movie too. Aww, the part where he brings the dog back to life... it makes me cry. That was rather off topic. Wait, since when do we care what's off topic?  |
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Post by CrowDish on Sept 22, 2004 15:51:47 GMT -5
Off topic? What's that mean? XD
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Post by Rain on Jan 22, 2005 4:15:26 GMT -5
I found these Knock Knock! Who's there? Ringo! Ringo who? Ringo's the doorbell! (Ring goes the doorbell!) Knock Knock! Who's there? Paul! Paul who? Paul up a chair and I'll tell yeh! hahaha, those are awesome |
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Post by me on Jan 22, 2005 10:19:57 GMT -5
It's so hard because there are a lot of Dutch Beatles jokes. But the thing is...when I translate them...they won't be funny. Like: Why do the Beatles never play cards? "Because Paul McKaartnie.......it's soooo funny in Dutch...McKaartnie means Mc doesn't play cards...man this is so lame.  |
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Post by CrowDish on Jan 22, 2005 10:29:25 GMT -5
Best. Joke. EVER.
AHahahahaha
I'm just going to go around to people and be like, "Why don't the Beatles play cards?" "Because Paul McCartney!!!!!1one!!" and then walk away cracking up.
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Post by me on Jan 22, 2005 10:31:08 GMT -5
LOL! That even cracked up. I think you should be a comedian and perform with that joke. It's sooo good. ahahahhaha
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Post by nothingisreal2 on Jan 22, 2005 10:52:52 GMT -5
I found this on another board.
Many years ago, a competition was held to settle the score between three legendary rock and roll vocalists. The contestants were Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, and John Lennon. They decided not to have a singing contest because their vocal styles were very different from each other. Instead, they would see who could walk across water.
Mick Jagger drew the shortest straw and began walking off the pier into the Atlantic ocean; after a few steps, he sank like a stone (no pun intended!)
Robert Plant was next and he surprisingly walked about 50 yards onto the Atlantic, turned and slowly came back to shore, as Zeppelin fans went wild.
They were soon silenced, however, when John strolled in a very cool fashion out on the Atlantic for about 400 yards, turned and walked back to shore. Beatle fans saluted him with deafening cheers.
Afterwards, Robert said to John, "I feel kinda bad for Mick. We should have told him about the stepping stones."
"What stepping stones?" replied John.
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