Channel 1 News: Brought to you by Beth and Icee

[Icee]

Baaaahahaha. I sustained myself before typing. XDXD

[Sgt.Honeypie]

I just couldn't. It was like 11:30 at night and ... no that should be explanitory enough.

They didn't get when it started to get REALLY weird. hahaha I swear we were on something or another

[Icee]

Haha I know man! -Pops an e-

[ibrake4whales]

hehehe you guys are silly i liked it!

[Paul'sbird]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! It sounds fimiliar though lol

[White Rabbit]

MY GOD you guys are halarious!!!

[Icee]

Yeah, we'll update when we feel like it.

[Sgt.Honeypie]

So... yeah

[Icee]

XDXD.......-Ahem-




















-Five hours pass-

Hey, let's all put our underwear backwards.

[Sgt.Honeypie]

I'm game!

-winces-

Just don't do it that way...

-releaves a BIG wedgie-

[Icee]

Ohh, ohhh. -Twists-
This could be painful.

[White Rabbit]

You could do it Zoolander style, except he just... tried to take off his underwear all together... -is bored- 1, 2, 3, 4, can i have a little more? 5, 6, 7-8-9-10, i love you!

[Icee]

BOB: Specail Report: Jane Asher has been voted best looking female of the 60's.
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HARRY: follow up on the report: No one can find one thing wrong with her. People start to panic. People are confused in many ways
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BOB: Paul McCartney has been recently trying desperately to get her back.
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HARRY : Which would just make a fairytale ending for those two, to find each other again after all those years. Too bad they are both already married. Do you think they would mind Bob?
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BOB : I'm not sure what's going through Pauls head right now, Harry. Perhaps his age has kicked in after all these years.
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HARRY: After reading the ever popular 'Starr Treck' it seems he is only catching up to Ringo on this one
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BOB: More News: Female in Utah has recently been hospitalised on that new disease we reported on last week, strange Harry. Isn't it?
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HARRY: -cough- Very Bob. Good news I'm here in the Great Down Under with you -gives Bob a nuggie-
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BOB: -straightens hair- Ahem.
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HARRY : Well lets take a closer look to see what's happening now... tit tit, it looks like Ringo is still mad at Paul for trying to throw him at a car.
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BOB: SPECAIL REPORT: Reporter on channel 1 says tit.
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HARRY : Reporter was only singing along with that old tity hit 'Girl'
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BOB : Other reporter falls off swivel chair laughing.
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HARRY : Back to the breaking new. Sorces tell me that Paul and Ringo have been on the phone for 20 minutes... and not one word has been spoken yet.
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BOB : Hold on we hear....what seems to be Ringo breathing heavily. Seriously Harry, aren't our jobs going down hill? We used to report on homocides, house fires, crazy fan girls. And now...it's ...someone breathing. I'm thinking of quitting, Harry. -sniffle-
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HARRY : Well at least it is humorouse , whats this.... Paul has broken the silence... oh never mind he just ate a taco is all
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HARRY : I don't know about you Bob, but I say we go on a reporters strike
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BOB : I agree. GIVE US BETTER STORIES. -holds sign-
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HARRY : -starts chanting- Oh no we will go, but only if there isn't any snow. Oh yes we want stress, maybe a fit or a mess
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BOB : No more burgerstands stop the building recommand!
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HARRY : If we HAVE to go, please let us report-on-a hoe....
... breaking news: Reporter is caught carring drugs. We will leave it up to you to guess if they've taken any
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BOB : -sniffs air-
Was that you Harry?
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HARRY : .... Maybe. Who wants to know -stuffs something into pocket-
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BOB : -Looks around- HEY, CAMERAMAN. Get a closeup of my nose hair! -shoves nose into camera.-
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HARRY : ...maybe it wasn't me after all. -joins in the stuffing of the noses-
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BOB : Okay, okay. -Cough- We have a new story, that's right. A new story! PEACE GATHERING IN OHIO this weekend, tickets go on sale 1st July, Bob Dylan, Robbie Williams, and Sir Elton John accompanied by Sir Paul McCartney will be there..
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HARRY : Now THAT will the be the show to see. For hippies of all kinds, come and enjoy. I know we will be there reporting live, backstage. Won't we Bob?
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BOB: Of course we will with our steady supply of marijuana!
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HARRY : we will all be 'up in smoke' as they say. And that will surely be a broadcast you don't want to miss
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BOB : More news as we continue further into June, the Golden Globes coming up, and a new award categorie has been invented, best News Reporter of 2005, were up for the nominee list. -grabs mic- VOTE US. OH, PLEASE VOTE US. -Puts away mushroom-
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HARRY : YES! Have we not given you vitalish information? Have you no brains?
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BOB : Live Now - More News: I like kebabs and buritos.
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HARRY: Fascinating. I'm more of a chinese and pizza person me'self. My favorite color is green. Shocking I'm sure
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BOB : Well I enjoy watching people eat their own fingers. That's going to cause world-wide contraversy. -Bites off finger-


More soon.......

[me]

Bob and Harry need their medication

[Icee]

I'm sure they've had their fair share of pills.