PleasePleaseMe
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Please, please me and I'll please you
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Post by PleasePleaseMe on Nov 28, 2004 13:51:14 GMT -5
Mine is so hilarious! I can't stop laughing!
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Dear John,
I am your cute fan. I think The Beatles are the best band ever!
My friend Randy thinks that Paul is the cutest, but I say you are much better running than he is. I find your purple eyes and your soft smile and your cute little arm so attractive. And your voice - wow!!
Your talent for swimming fascinates me. How do you write such stupid songs? 'A Hard Day's Night' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being run, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really hard couple. I know that I live in Kentucky and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're pretty rich - so you could afford lots of car rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as pretty as me. I've enclosed a sexy pen of myself. Do you think I'm short looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time bowling.
quickly yours,
Angela
XOXOXO
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Post by Lucy on Nov 29, 2004 19:16:36 GMT -5
...Oh how I love vocab words for things like this!
Dear George ,
I am your dainty fan. I think The Beatles are the grooviest band ever!
My friend Emma thinks that Johnny is the cutest, but I say you are much better skipping than he is. I find your orange eyes and your grungy smile and your cute little thumb so attractive. And your voice - OMG!!
Your talent for jumping rope fascinates me. How do you write such soft songs? 'Inner Light' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being coloring, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really smelly couple. I know that I live in Michigan and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're short rich - so you could afford lots of jet pack rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as lanky as me. I've enclosed a sexy fine toothed comb of myself. Do you think I'm dishy looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time a hop scoh trunament.
Ample yours,
Lucy
XOXOXO
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Post by crazy4john on Nov 30, 2004 7:40:05 GMT -5
heres the same thing, but a letter from a boy kerrysbeatles.0catch.com/boymadlib.html hehe these things are so addictive  heres mine- A Boy's Letter To His Favorite Beatle Dear John, I am your hot fan. I think The Beatles are the coolest band ever! My friend vicky thinks that ringo is a great singer, but I say you are a much pretty singer than he is. And the way you play the guitar - omg!!!!!!!! You guys write such silly songs! 'rain' is my favorite. Did you write that one? I'm a songwriter too. I have been singing lyrics for a while now and I think you'd really laugh them. Do you think you'd ever consider writing songs with another cat? I write a lot when I feel scared. So most of my songs are about lost beatles concert and knitting girlfriends. Guess you can tell I haven't had much luck with girls. Bet you don't have a problem with that! Well, if you ever get to London, maybe we can playing drums. Wouldn't that be the fabbest? D'oh!!!! a fan |
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Post by Icee on Dec 12, 2004 0:03:02 GMT -5
*Cacks self*
Ah, look at all the Short States!
Ah, look at all the Short States!
Christine Walters picks up the Cat in a Australia where a Spring Festival has been.
Running in a Tree.
Typing at the Can, wearing the Bin that she keeps in a House by the Camera. Who is it for?
All the Short States, where do they all come from?
All the Short States, where do they all Remain?
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Post by Polly on Dec 12, 2004 8:20:07 GMT -5
Bwahahaha!! ;D
Dear Ringo,
I am your biggest fan. I think The Beatles are the gearest band ever!
My friend Karen thinks that John is the cutest, but I say you are much better drumming than he is. I find your purple eyes and your shaggable smile and your cute little bum so attractive. And your voice - FAB!!
Your talent for listening to records fascinates me. How do you write such adorable songs? 'Love Me Do' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being dumb, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really short couple. I know that I live in Boca Raton and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're sweet rich - so you could afford lots of car rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as fast as me. I've enclosed a sexy drum set of myself. Do you think I'm loud looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time sleeping.
QUICKLY yours,
Polly
XOXOXO
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Post by Polly on Dec 12, 2004 8:29:35 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!!! ;D
Polly In The bathroom With walruses
A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You
Picture yourself in a bird in a river with banana trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite spiffily, a girl with kaleidoscope legs. Cellophane flowers of purple and green singing over your head. Look for the girl with the cat in her eyes and she's gone.
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Ahhhhhhhh!
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where musical people eat marshmallow chocolate. Everyone jumps as you drift past the psychedelic roses that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper Beatles appear on the shore waiting to take you away. dancing in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone.
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Ahhhhhhhh!
Picture yourself on a dog in a octopus with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope legs.
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Polly in the bathroom with walruses
Ahhhhhhhh!
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Post by shiquitazz on Dec 15, 2004 19:05:01 GMT -5
hehe, I like it. |
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Post by ibrake4whales on Jan 8, 2005 21:12:31 GMT -5
omg mine is funny!!!!!!!!!
A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You
Picture yourself in a ugly in a river with apple trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope toes. Cellophane flowers of purple and green hugging over your head. Look for the girl with the dog in her eyes and she's gone.
jessie in the dog with apples
jessie in the dog with apples
jessie in the dog with apples
Ahhhhhhhh!
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where beautiful people eat marshmallow chinese food. Everyone kiss as you drift past the sunflowers that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper dogs appear on the shore waiting to take you away. kissing in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone.
jessie in the dog with apples
jessie in the dog with apples
jessie in the dog with apples
Ahhhhhhhh!
Picture yourself on a cat in a computer with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope toes.
jessie in the dog with apples
jessie in the dog with apples
jessie in the dog with apples
Ahhhhhhhh!
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Post by Ashley on Jan 8, 2005 21:37:27 GMT -5
hahahah
Dear John,
I am your beautiful fan. I think The Beatles are the most fabulous band ever!
My friend Andrea thinks that George is the cutest, but I say you are much better skipping than he is. I find your pink eyes and your lovely smile and your cute little toe so attractive. And your voice - wowzers!!
Your talent for badminton fascinates me. How do you write such gorgeous songs? 'Help!' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being jump, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really soft couple. I know that I live in Philly and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're small rich - so you could afford lots of train rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as cute as me. I've enclosed a sexy flower of myself. Do you think I'm perfect looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time jump roping.
Beautifully yours,
Ashley
XOXOXO
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Post by me on Jan 9, 2005 6:07:45 GMT -5
Oke now this is mine:
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Dear Paul,
I am your lovely fan. I think The Beatles are the most sexy band ever!
My friend Kimm thinks that George is the cutest, but I say you are much better good looking than he is. I find your brown eyes and your cute smile and your cute little nose so attractive. And your voice - wow!
Your talent for working out fascinates me. How do you write such sweet songs? 'i've got a feeling' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being weird, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really cute couple. I know that I live in the netherlands and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're lovely rich - so you could afford lots of car rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as beautiful as me. I've enclosed a sexy book of myself. Do you think I'm good looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time singing.
always yours,
Jantina
XOXOXO
;D
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Post by me on Jan 9, 2005 6:20:27 GMT -5
Oke this just doesn't make sence, but okay:
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Jantina In The dog With guys
A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You
Picture yourself in a guy in a river with Apple trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite easily, a girl with kaleidoscope legs. Cellophane flowers of red and green kissing over your head. Look for the girl with the village in her eyes and she's gone.
Jantina in the dog with guys
Jantina in the dog with guys
Jantina in the dog with guys
Ahhhhhhhh!
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where cute people eat marshmallow Siam chicken. Everyone dances as you drift past the palmtrees that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper Beatles appear on the shore waiting to take you away. singing in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone.
Jantina in the dog with guys
Jantina in the dog with guys
Jantina in the dog with guys
Ahhhhhhhh!
Picture yourself on a colour in a people with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope legs.
Jantina in the dog with guys
Jantina in the dog with guys
Jantina in the dog with guys
Ahhhhhhhh!
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Post by Emma on Jan 9, 2005 12:01:25 GMT -5
XD
"Jantina in the dog with guys" sounds pretty dirty.
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Post by me on Jan 9, 2005 12:56:09 GMT -5
Haha yeas it does...hmmm
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Post by Sgt.Honeypie on Jan 13, 2005 20:22:20 GMT -5
It makes no sence but it's funy!
Dear Paul,
I am your adorable fan. I think The Beatles are the most lovely band ever!
My friend Rachel thinks that George is the cutest, but I say you are much better collecting than he is. I find your green eyes and your hansom smile and your cute little mouth so attractive. And your voice - yes!!!
Your talent for skipping fascinates me. How do you write such simple songs? 'Here, There and Everywhere' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being love, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really dully couple. I know that I live in Utah and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're funly rich - so you could afford lots of airplane rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as cute as me. I've enclosed a sexy apple of myself. Do you think I'm laughy looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time sing.
Dearly yours,
Elizabeth
XOXOXO
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Post by Sgt.Honeypie on Jan 13, 2005 20:28:41 GMT -5
LOL!
Paul In The Utah With hairbrushes
A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You
Picture yourself in a bass in a river with apple trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite cutely, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of green and green playing over your head. Look for the girl with the rapper in her eyes and she's gone.
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Ahhhhhhhh!
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where elegant people eat marshmallow icecream. Everyone walks as you drift past the roses that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper pillows appear on the shore waiting to take you away. singing in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone.
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Ahhhhhhhh!
Picture yourself on a guitar in a book with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Paul in the Utah with hairbrushes
Ahhhhhhhh!
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