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Post by crazy4john on Nov 21, 2004 9:09:54 GMT -5
you gotta try this girls, its the funniest thing ever! ;D kerrysbeatles.0catch.com/girlmadlib.htmlheres how mine turned out: Dear John, I am your gourgess fan. I think The Beatles are the sexiest band ever! My friend Lucy thinks that Paul is the cutest, but I say you are much better looking than he is. I find your brown eyes and your pretty smile and your cute little butt so attractive. And your voice - aaahhh!!!! Your talent for dancing fascinates me. How do you write such lovely songs? 'in my life' is my favorite. Did you write that one? Pardon me for being laugh, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really sweet couple. I know that I live in London and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're extremely rich - so you could afford lots of magical mystery tour bus rides to come and see me. If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as good as me. I've enclosed a sexy photo of myself. Do you think I'm bad looking? I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time playing guitar. Beutifully yours, Vicky XOXOXO |
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Post by LongTallCecilia on Nov 21, 2004 11:34:55 GMT -5
*laughs* Mine is pretty dumb
Dear George,
I am your pretty fan. I think The Beatles are the bestest band ever!
My friend Beth thinks that Paul is the cutest, but I say you are much better running than he is. I find your purple eyes and your revolting smile and your cute little finger so attractive. And your voice - Wow!!
Your talent for swimming fascinates me. How do you write such beautiful songs? 'Taxman' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being run, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really messy couple. I know that I live in USA and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're short rich - so you could afford lots of train rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as ugly as me. I've enclosed a sexy desk of myself. Do you think I'm tall looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time bowling.
Carefully yours,
Rachel
XOXOXO
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Post by lookingthroughyou on Nov 21, 2004 11:41:27 GMT -5
Haha. that's great.
mine was:
Dear George,
I am your happy fan. I think The Beatles are the most gear band ever!
My friend Jane thinks that Ringo is the cutest, but I say you are much better at playing than he is. I find your brown eyes and your pretty smile and your cute little legs so attractive. And your voice - Yay!!
Your talent for running fascinates me. How do you write such smart songs? '"Think for yourself"' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being silly, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really giggly couple. I know that I live in Canada and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're amazing rich - so you could afford lots of helicopter rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as fab as me. I've enclosed a sexy guitar of myself. Do you think I'm gorgy looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time walking.
Prettily yours,
Olivia
XOXOXO
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Lucy in the Sky
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix
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Post by Lucy in the Sky on Nov 21, 2004 23:41:20 GMT -5
XD Mine came out making absolutely NO sense whatsoever.  |
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Post by Emma on Nov 22, 2004 15:50:22 GMT -5
Okay, mine just made me giggle. XD
Dear John,
I am your runny fan. I think The Beatles are the most knotty band ever!
My friend Lucy thinks that Paul is the cutest, but I say you are much better jogging than he is. I find your lavender eyes and your muddy smile and your cute little toe so attractive. And your voice - holy crap!!
Your talent for ping pong fascinates me. How do you write such lovely songs? 'I Am the Walrus' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being tie, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really pushy couple. I know that I live in Michigan and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're bright rich - so you could afford lots of canoe rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as fluffy as me. I've enclosed a sexy book of myself. Do you think I'm tricky looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time cooking.
Huffily yours,
Emily
XOXOXO
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Post by beatles_live_on on Nov 22, 2004 19:32:49 GMT -5
ok, this is odd...
Dear John,
I am your hottest fan. I think The Beatles are the grooviest band ever!
My friend Katie thinks that Ringo is the cutest, but I say you are much better kissing than he is. I find your grey eyes and your lovely smile and your cute little leg so attractive. And your voice - yay!!
Your talent for singing fascinates me. How do you write such cuddly songs? 'I will' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being running, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really happy couple. I know that I live in Michigan and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're sexy rich - so you could afford lots of buggy rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as ugly as me. I've enclosed a sexy picture of myself. Do you think I'm pretty looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time swimming.
Carefully yours,
Amanda
XOXOXO
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Post by Emma on Nov 22, 2004 20:15:00 GMT -5
Hey, beatles_live_on - I'm in Michigan too!! Whereabouts do you live?
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Post by crazy4john on Nov 23, 2004 6:06:52 GMT -5
ok if you thought that was funny, check this out oceancat.com/madlibs/lucysky.htm you can actually re-write the words to lucy in the sky, its completly crazy!!!! heres how mine turned out:  Vicky In The tree With beatles A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You Picture yourself in a computer in a river with banana trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite quickly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyebrows. Cellophane flowers of purple and green singing over your head. Look for the girl with the cat in her eyes and she's gone. Vicky in the tree with beatles Vicky in the tree with beatles Vicky in the tree with beatles Ahhhhhhhh! Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where sexy people eat marshmallow chocolate. Everyone swimming as you drift past the roses that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper dogs appear on the shore waiting to take you away. dancing in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone. Vicky in the tree with beatles Vicky in the tree with beatles Vicky in the tree with beatles Ahhhhhhhh! Picture yourself on a guitar in a girl with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope eyebrows. Vicky in the tree with beatles Vicky in the tree with beatles Vicky in the tree with beatles Ahhhhhhhh! |
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Post by libra on Nov 23, 2004 6:55:07 GMT -5
Dear Paul, I am your pretty fan. I think The Beatles are the sexiest band ever! My friend Anne thinks that John is the cutest, but I say you are much better looking than he is. I find your green eyes and your pretty smile and your cute little hand so attractive. And your voice - Oooh !! Your talent for singing and dancing fascinates me. How do you write such awesome songs? 'Paperback writer ' is my favorite. Did you write that one? Pardon me for being kiss, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really cute couple. I know that I live in Warsaw and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're beautiful rich - so you could afford lots of Yellow Submarines rides to come and see me. If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as beautiful as me. I've enclosed a sexy car of myself. Do you think I'm attractive looking? I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time going for a walk . Carefully yours, Joanna XOXOXO  so funny ! I love it ;D |
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Post by crazy4john on Nov 23, 2004 7:16:28 GMT -5
hehe yellow submarine rides! |
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Post by ColdKarmaGrl on Nov 23, 2004 8:39:22 GMT -5
lol...hilarious:
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Dear John,
I am your squishy fan. I think The Beatles are the smartest band ever!
My friend Carrie thinks that George is the cutest, but I say you are much better singing than he is. I find your brown eyes and your glorious smile and your cute little hands so attractive. And your voice - Yeowsers!!
Your talent for knitting fascinates me. How do you write such soft songs? 'I am the Walrus' is my favorite. Did you write that one?
Pardon me for being speak, but do you have a girlfriend? Because, if you don't, I think we'd make a really boring couple. I know that I live in Ohio and you live all the way in Liverpool, but the magazines say you're smooth rich - so you could afford lots of car rides to come and see me.
If you do have a girlfriend, I bet she's not as hard as me. I've enclosed a sexy guitar of myself. Do you think I'm runny looking?
I hope we can meet sometime and maybe have a nice time fishing.
Gregariously yours,
Patty
XOXOXO
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Post by lookingthroughyou on Nov 23, 2004 15:39:35 GMT -5
haha. I used guitar too.
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Post by Zap on Nov 23, 2004 22:28:35 GMT -5
I did the Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds one... xD
Lauren In The bagel With octopi
A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You
Picture yourself in a milkshake in a river with apple trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite weirdly, a girl with kaleidoscope legs. Cellophane flowers of blue and green flying over your head. Look for the girl with the garden in her eyes and she's gone.
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Ahhhhhhhh!
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where delicious people eat marshmallow pizza. Everyone jumps as you drift past the lady-slippers that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper chain saws appear on the shore waiting to take you away. kick in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone.
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Ahhhhhhhh!
Picture yourself on a guitar in a action figure with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope legs.
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Lauren in the bagel with octopi
Ahhhhhhhh!
Bagel with Octopi...oh yeah.
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Post by Icee2 on Nov 23, 2004 23:50:01 GMT -5
Bahahaha.
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Paul In The Donkey With Lolliepops
A Song by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and You
Picture yourself in a Cupboard in a river with Apple trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite Slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope Fingers. Cellophane flowers of Orange and green Climbing over your head. Look for the girl with the Desk in her eyes and she's gone.
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Ahhhhhhhh!
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where Flashy people eat marshmallow Junk Food. Everyone Runs as you drift past the Daisys that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper Butterflies appear on the shore waiting to take you away. Skating in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone.
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Ahhhhhhhh!
Picture yourself on a Lighter in a Tree with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope Fingers.
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Paul in the Donkey with Lolliepops
Ahhhhhhhh!
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Post by crazy4john on Nov 28, 2004 7:34:33 GMT -5
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so funny ! I love it ;D
