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[Icee]

Ever had any hilarious chat convos? Post them here.
This is one I had with Liv.
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Me: i had another dream and you was in it
Liv: woah
Liv: maybe you really wanna meet me or somethin
Me: this time we'd reached London in like...an hour......and then we were walking around buying beatle stuff from the shops
Liv: aaw
Me: it was awesome!
Liv: <33333
Liv: I want to.
Liv: muchly
Me: then we walked past abbey road after buying all this beatle stuff and we were like "meh tis just a road" XDXD
Me: it would be awesome to meet ya livvy pool.
Liv:
Liv:
Me: i know
Liv: aaaw
Liv: I wanna meett yooou too
Me: all this way away
Liv: damn that australia
Me:
Liv: sigh
Me: -kicks australia-
Liv: -kicks canada-
Me: ouch
Liv: -meets ishmee halfway-
Me: -puts on hiking boots-
Me:
Liv: -puts on...water boots?-
Me: .....
Me: -meets livvy poo half way-
Me: HELLO!!!! -hug-
Liv: -hug-
Liv: we would totally be like...
Liv: best friends
Liv: me and crow, I was so wprried
Liv: worried*
Me: why?
Liv: cause I was like, what are we gonna talk abot?
Me: ahahaha
Liv: and then we had like this huuge discussion
Liv: I can't even remember what we tsalked about
Me: ahaha.
Me: me and you would be like 'omg gee gee is soooo hawt'
Liv: it was awesome
Me: OMG
Liv: basically
Me: OMG OMG
Liv: most of them, anyway
Me: THE TV JUST SAID
Me: 'BIG KAHUNA BROAD BAND'
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: xcbjhkluicfx
Me: -dies-
Liv: FKEAYHAHgGGggggahahaahahahhahHhahahah whatatatt???
Me: thats the BEST THING EVER
Me: -hugs tv-
Liv: -hugs teh big kahuna-
Liv: mwah
Me: XDXD
Liv: big kiss
Liv: hehe
Liv: (H)
Me: bahahaha
Me: -is in histerics-
Me:
Liv: FIRST THINGS FIRST
Me: oh man, i watched gold member the other night -sigh-
Liv: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTA
Me: BAHAHAHAHA
Liv: I GOT
Liv: A
Liv: CRAP
Liv: ON BOARD
Liv: THAT COULD CHOKE A DONKAAAAY
Liv: when I meet you, that's so totally gonna be the first thing out of my mouth
Me: I GOT A TURTLE HEAD POKIN' OUT, OH ITS SQUISHY! IM GETTIN' ALL EMOTIONAL FROM IT AND ALL
Liv: eeew
Me: -falls over-
Liv: -collapse-
Me: man, if you said that to me, i'd die

[Icee]

Another fantastic one, haha.
For those of you who don't know.....
I'm LovelyLennonRox, and Mayogrl81 is Patty.

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LovelyLennonRox: Partay Pattay!
MayoGrl81: Hey, Sarah.. :-)
LovelyLennonRox: Wassup?
MayoGrl81: Nothing..
MayoGrl81: Just taking a break from writing my papers..
LovelyLennonRox: Lol, sweet.
MayoGrl81: Gotta take a shower in a little bit. You?
LovelyLennonRox: Nah not much, 'bout to update ttpp for you
MayoGrl81: YES! :-)
MayoGrl81: *claps*
MayoGrl81: I lub ya, Sarah! :-)
LovelyLennonRox: XD Yw!
LovelyLennonRox: where did i leave off? -thinks-
MayoGrl81: Uhhh..
MayoGrl81: *shrugs*
LovelyLennonRox: bahaha.
LovelyLennonRox: Mindy! on the couch!! yes
MayoGrl81: Yes.
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: XDXD
MayoGrl81: I went on a rant about being the mother.
LovelyLennonRox: Ahhh yes.
MayoGrl81: I wanna get down and dirty and not be a mom..
MayoGrl81: lol
MayoGrl81: but Zap wants she and John to get together..
LovelyLennonRox: Bleeehhh.
LovelyLennonRox: Orgy time.
MayoGrl81: So that wouldn't be a great idea.
MayoGrl81: HA!
MayoGrl81: I'm not getting involved in an orgy.
LovelyLennonRox: XD
LovelyLennonRox: OH YES YOU ARE!
LovelyLennonRox: -wtchhh- (whip sound....)
MayoGrl81: No I'm not.
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: Lol.
MayoGrl81: I'm a one man kinda gal.
MayoGrl81: And that's it.
LovelyLennonRox: You'll be with one man, 3 other menly like females. and then like 15 other females XDXD
MayoGrl81: lol..no.
LovelyLennonRox: heh
LovelyLennonRox: this board is farrr to G rated to have an orgy fic
MayoGrl81: Well, it's gotta be G rated.
LovelyLennonRox: True that.
LovelyLennonRox: We got ickle thirteen year olds.
MayoGrl81: Although I read the round robin fiction the other night and I seriously felt like I was on fire.
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: Hahaha.
LovelyLennonRox: Dude, i spent a whole freakin' day writing that.
MayoGrl81: My God.
LovelyLennonRox: Crow made me do it.
LovelyLennonRox: beeyotch.
MayoGrl81: It was like, the best soft core porn story I had EVER read. :-P
LovelyLennonRox: Hahahaha!
LovelyLennonRox: Well......thankyou.
LovelyLennonRox: I guess..
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox:
MayoGrl81: so how's life?
LovelyLennonRox: Good good.
LovelyLennonRox: Broke up with the bf on friday
LovelyLennonRox: got back together on saturday
MayoGrl81: Oh my..
MayoGrl81: Eventful weekend.
LovelyLennonRox: -shrugs- that's about it
MayoGrl81: Why'd you two break up for a day?
LovelyLennonRox: We always get back together.
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: He's such a cute little fuckass.
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: -throws monitor at his head-
MayoGrl81: HA!
LovelyLennonRox: lol.
LovelyLennonRox: he wrote a song about me.
MayoGrl81: Awweee..
LovelyLennonRox: called 'more than ever'
MayoGrl81: Did he record it?
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: about how much he needsm e.
LovelyLennonRox: yes, he did actually lol.
LovelyLennonRox: then when we broke up......HE PLAYED IT AT THE FREAKIN' PUB.
MayoGrl81: Is it on the CD I'm still waiting for? :-P
LovelyLennonRox: -curses like mad-
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: nope!
MayoGrl81: Awweee...
LovelyLennonRox: He did it on Thursday lol.
LovelyLennonRox: He's sending it off to you this weekend.
LovelyLennonRox: is that okay?
MayoGrl81: Sweet! :-)
MayoGrl81: yeah, that's fine.
MayoGrl81: It'll be about a week or more before I get it though.
LovelyLennonRox: Yeah, okay.
MayoGrl81: lol
MayoGrl81: Did they fill out the sheet and everything?
LovelyLennonRox: I'm like "so you're sending the cd off?" and he's like "yeah, it's pretty much finished" and im like "sweet, cos pattys trainin' up the new girl" and he's like "shit....well.....bleh fuck" and i said "so er....whos paying for the postage?" XD
MayoGrl81: HA!
MayoGrl81: Well, I'll still be up at the station this summer.
LovelyLennonRox: noice.
MayoGrl81: And my friend Carrie who's the music director will still be there.
LovelyLennonRox: Ooh she knows me
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: -prances-
MayoGrl81: She knows of you, yes.
LovelyLennonRox: Wo0t.
LovelyLennonRox: I'll invite her on a date on my yacht, and buy her a diamond encrusted bikini, and she shall be my best friend.
MayoGrl81: lmao!
MayoGrl81: I'm going to wake my roommates up by laughing..
LovelyLennonRox:
LovelyLennonRox: Hahaha.
MayoGrl81: She was like, "Uh oh...she obviously has never seen a picture of me."
LovelyLennonRox: Hahaha.
MayoGrl81: Carrie's adorable.
MayoGrl81: She's very down on her looks though.
LovelyLennonRox: -swings by with a set of cool sunnies on- Hey bebe, come 'ere often?
MayoGrl81: lol..
MayoGrl81: Oh, Sarah..
LovelyLennonRox: Can i buy you a drink? You a vodka girl? -winks-
MayoGrl81: No, vodka makes me evil.
MayoGrl81: I'd like a shot of purple hooter though. :-)
MayoGrl81: *bats eyelashes*
LovelyLennonRox: -cough- sure sure, -scoots around the bar; gives you a cheeky rich man style grin while pouring drink-
MayoGrl81: lol
MayoGrl81: *sighs and twirls hair*
LovelyLennonRox: lol!
LovelyLennonRox: There you are dear...Now....would you like a dip in the pool?
MayoGrl81: Isn't it a bit chilly?
LovelyLennonRox: 'Course not! -strips; belly flops in-
MayoGrl81: *slowly undresses and puts in big toe*
MayoGrl81: Oohh...*shivers*
LovelyLennonRox: -farts- Uhh....-nervously looks around- t'is warm now
MayoGrl81: lol
MayoGrl81: Is this a hot tub?
MayoGrl81: Look at the bubbles!
MayoGrl81: *claps*
LovelyLennonRox: -sniffs-
LovelyLennonRox: yes yes, it is indeed.
MayoGrl81: Right then *gets in*
LovelyLennonRox: -tries not to giggle; floats over to you0
MayoGrl81: What's up?
MayoGrl81: lol
MayoGrl81: Don't hurt me! :-P
LovelyLennonRox:
LovelyLennonRox: -generously offers you a hole bottle of er...what you were drinking-
MayoGrl81: lol..
MayoGrl81: well, purple hooter is a shot.
MayoGrl81: But I'll take a Scrumpy Jack if you've got any.
LovelyLennonRox: -whoops out 29874097 scrumpy jacks-
MayoGrl81: lol..
MayoGrl81: Are you trying to get me drunk?
LovelyLennonRox: Never! Me? No.
MayoGrl81: lol
LovelyLennonRox: -sighs- See! that's the trouble with women these days, always assuming you want to take advantage of them.... another drink yes?
MayoGrl81: lol..
MayoGrl81: Sure.
LovelyLennonRox: -passes one your way-
MayoGrl81: So, you gonna get drunk with me?
LovelyLennonRox: eh......yes.
LovelyLennonRox: -pours water for me...i mean....kristov vodka-
MayoGrl81: lol
MayoGrl81: You gotta drink too, ya know!
MayoGrl81: *playfully pushes you*
LovelyLennonRox: -giggles-
LovelyLennonRox: -drinks the whole glass-
MayoGrl81: It better be vodka *sniffs bottle*

[me]

Oh my god, Sarah That almost got me killed. Those are hilarious!!! hahahahahaha

[LongTallCecilia]

Hehe, the convo that Icee and Beth and I had about Elijah Wood XD

Anyway, it's incredibly long:
host.picturewizard.com/2005-2/255151/Other/iceebethconvo.txt

[Icee]

It didn't work Sissy! I might have it though.

[LongTallCecilia]

Try it again, I had to change it a few times

[Icee]

Bahahaha
'Im Down Elijah'.
That still kills me.

[lookingthroughyou]

hahaha I remember that sarah. our conversations are all so pointless. I love it. XD <33

[Icee]

Haha I know!!

[Icee]

Bahahahaha Sissy.
Me and you this one.
- Note, I'm the drunk one.
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Rach: I'm awake! hi
Me: mmyellor
Rach: y'what?
Me: i dunno...?
Me: who;s this?
Rach: lol
Rach: Rach
Me: Ooooh
Rach: or Sissy, whichever
Me: Sissy
Me: cos
Me: i have a book
Me: and
Me: yeash
Rach: lol ok
Me: and spme girl in it
Me: her name is cecilia
Me: bu tevryone cals her sissy.
Me: i knoiw your anmes rach
Me: but yoiur sissy to mneh
Rach: lol thanx
Me: drhnk
Rach: ??
Me: drunk
Rach: ah
Rach: thats what i thought
Rach: watcha been drinkin?
Me: ehehe not usyuallyu though.
Rach: lol
Me: bouron.
Me: bourbon
Rach: oh
Me: RADY HAT AHAHAHAHA
Rach: lol
Rach: you make more typos than Jan when you're drunk XD
Me: myes, ojh the sheer pleasure ofu it all.
Rach: XD XD XD
Me: jan it teh finny
Me: ehehehe
Rach: yeah lol i know
Me: jan is teh funny*
Rach: wow i'm starting to understand you better
Me: wowow
Me: wmyes
Rach: haha
Me: ejeje lucky you eh
Rach: yup XD
Me: k, i should kuje stop stupng.
Me: tyougn*
Me: TYPING.
Rach: lol if you stop typing then how will we talk?
Me: true
Me: *shrugs*
Rach: *shrugs back*
Me: im hyupo tho.
Me: bewarte.
Rach: lol ok
Me: BEWARTE!
Me: ehehehe.
Rach: XD XD XD
Me: i isteh stoopid sdrunl
Rach: lol no kidding?
Me: ahaha
Me: funny,.
Me: jo jo was a mannnnn
Rach: yeah i know
Me: arizonaaaaaaaa
Rach: California Grass
Me: get backl
Me: go HOMEK JO JO
Rach: lol
Me: ehehe i disrase deatle songs when drunj
Me: expevcailly karaoite
Me: karaoeke?
Rach: sure
Rach: lol i dunno how to spelli t
Rach: **spell it
Me: ehehee
Me: me niethe right now
Rach: lol
Me: ehehe
Me: radioehad
Rach: lol
Rach: i actually understood that
Me:
Rach: what song
Me: optomistuc
Me: optomistic
Rach: lol never heard it
Me: *swaps for there there*
Rach: but then again, i don't know any song by radiohead
Rach: *shrug*
Me: ehehee
Me: not even karma police?
Rach: nope
Me: thats a day ion the life
Me: wth diff lyrics
Rach: oh cool
Me: mmeyah, its awesome
Rach: good
Me: ehehehe
Me: htom yorke is teh perdy
Me: sorta
Rach: lol
Rach: George is perdy
Me: mmyes he is.
Me: he is MSECXY MOFO.
Rach: XD
Me: woops
Me: wopsies
Rach: haha
Me:
Rach:
Me: OKay, im not drunk. I just like typing like I am.
Me: You come up with some of the best words.

[Sgt.Honeypie]

Man, I can't believe I understood about 80% of that.

XDXD you guys

[me]

hahahaha, that was funny. I can't believe you two can come up with things liek these....


EDIT: Oh and thanks for calling me...teh funny!

[lookingthroughyou]

teh finny. you're finny, Jan.

XD that was hilarious.

[LongTallCecilia]

Haha I remember that.

[ColdKarmaGrl]

HA! I <3 them all..

....and our date on your yacht was pretty awesome......