Post by dude41 on May 5, 2005 16:09:30 GMT -5
Hey everybody! Me and Jenna (nowheregirl13) came up with this ingenious(sp?) idea! We decided to co-write a story. the fist part that I'm posting is actually hers but shes to chicken to post it. It's a sci-fi-ish story/comedy. If you didn't know the title is Across the Universe spelled backwards and that will go along with other titles in the story! Hope you enjoy!...
-thud- (i like starting stuff with verbs)
John fell off the sofa onto the hard wood floor. His head was pounding with a hangover from the party last night.
"Oww, goddamn. What did I do last night?" he asked no one in particular.
Ringo was on top of the coffee table with the curtain wrapped around him snoring softly, and Paul and George were nowhere to be seen. John got up and walked around the empty beer bottles and trash and made his way to the kitchen.
He found some aspirin in the cabinet and swallowed two pills, but because his throat was so dry, he rushed to the fridge to get a beer(the quickest thing he could think of). He closed the door, turned around and----
"BOO!"
"AHHH!!!" John jumped and drooped the glass bottle. It landed on the floor with a crash and shattered into a million pieces. George, who was still only in his pajama bottoms, doubled over in laughter.
" You should've seen the look on your face, mate. It was to die for!" the young guitarist exclaimed.
"Yeah, you'll be dying for it soon." John replied, shaking his fist in George's face.
The two of them got a glass of milk and sat at the table, not saying much.
"Do you remember what happened last night?" John asked.
George thought for a moment. " Yeah, I spent the night with this girl named Vanessa. Blonde hair, blue eyes. She was beautiful. Kinda strange in the bedroom, though." George said.
" All the birds you pull are strange. So, what did this one want?" John asked.
" Your glasses...." George hesitantly replied.
"What did she want with me glasses?"
"Well,............." George whispered the answer in John's ear. The milk came spurting out of John's mouth.
" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! YOU BETTER WASH THOSE GLASSES! WITH BLEACH! BETTER YET, BUY ME A NEW PAIR!!" John screamed.
George just laughed and went off to find and wash John's glasses.
At that moment, Paul walked through the front door, fully clothed, humming a song, and acting like he doesn't have a care in the world.
"Here comes Paul, so full of sunshine, to brighten my day" John thought.
Paul walked past the kitchen into the bathroom, but came back because that's where George was washing John's glasses.
He sat directly across from John.
"What's George doing?" he asked.
" Cleaning my glasses becuase of last night." John replied.
" Ohh, so he told you about Vanessa." Paul said with a smirk.
" How come everyone but me knows what happened to my bloody glasses?" John asked.
" You were busy with Katherine last night. With all the noise you two were making, you wouldn't be able to hear a thing!" Paul laughed.
John just rolled his eyes.
" You're just jealous because you can't get your birds to make half as much noise as I can." he said.
Paul just shook his head. There was a minute of awkward silence, besides George still washing glasses and Ringo still snoring in the living room.
" What did he do to have to wash the bloody things that much?" John asked aloud.
"It was a wild party last night. Ask Rings. Anyway.aren't you going to ask me why I'm so happy?" Paul changed the subject.
" You're always happy, what else is new." John replied.
" I won a contest. We're going on a vacation to Seltaeb!" Paul exclaimed giddily.
"Where the hell is Seltaeb?" John asked, eyebrow raised.
" Don't know mate, but we're leaving in an hour......."
(that was Jenna's part if you didn't remember and I will post my part ina little while)
-thud- (i like starting stuff with verbs)
John fell off the sofa onto the hard wood floor. His head was pounding with a hangover from the party last night.
"Oww, goddamn. What did I do last night?" he asked no one in particular.
Ringo was on top of the coffee table with the curtain wrapped around him snoring softly, and Paul and George were nowhere to be seen. John got up and walked around the empty beer bottles and trash and made his way to the kitchen.
He found some aspirin in the cabinet and swallowed two pills, but because his throat was so dry, he rushed to the fridge to get a beer(the quickest thing he could think of). He closed the door, turned around and----
"BOO!"
"AHHH!!!" John jumped and drooped the glass bottle. It landed on the floor with a crash and shattered into a million pieces. George, who was still only in his pajama bottoms, doubled over in laughter.
" You should've seen the look on your face, mate. It was to die for!" the young guitarist exclaimed.
"Yeah, you'll be dying for it soon." John replied, shaking his fist in George's face.
The two of them got a glass of milk and sat at the table, not saying much.
"Do you remember what happened last night?" John asked.
George thought for a moment. " Yeah, I spent the night with this girl named Vanessa. Blonde hair, blue eyes. She was beautiful. Kinda strange in the bedroom, though." George said.
" All the birds you pull are strange. So, what did this one want?" John asked.
" Your glasses...." George hesitantly replied.
"What did she want with me glasses?"
"Well,............." George whispered the answer in John's ear. The milk came spurting out of John's mouth.
" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! YOU BETTER WASH THOSE GLASSES! WITH BLEACH! BETTER YET, BUY ME A NEW PAIR!!" John screamed.
George just laughed and went off to find and wash John's glasses.
At that moment, Paul walked through the front door, fully clothed, humming a song, and acting like he doesn't have a care in the world.
"Here comes Paul, so full of sunshine, to brighten my day" John thought.
Paul walked past the kitchen into the bathroom, but came back because that's where George was washing John's glasses.
He sat directly across from John.
"What's George doing?" he asked.
" Cleaning my glasses becuase of last night." John replied.
" Ohh, so he told you about Vanessa." Paul said with a smirk.
" How come everyone but me knows what happened to my bloody glasses?" John asked.
" You were busy with Katherine last night. With all the noise you two were making, you wouldn't be able to hear a thing!" Paul laughed.
John just rolled his eyes.
" You're just jealous because you can't get your birds to make half as much noise as I can." he said.
Paul just shook his head. There was a minute of awkward silence, besides George still washing glasses and Ringo still snoring in the living room.
" What did he do to have to wash the bloody things that much?" John asked aloud.
"It was a wild party last night. Ask Rings. Anyway.aren't you going to ask me why I'm so happy?" Paul changed the subject.
" You're always happy, what else is new." John replied.
" I won a contest. We're going on a vacation to Seltaeb!" Paul exclaimed giddily.
"Where the hell is Seltaeb?" John asked, eyebrow raised.
" Don't know mate, but we're leaving in an hour......."
(that was Jenna's part if you didn't remember and I will post my part ina little while)
