|
|
Post by dude41 on May 11, 2005 18:41:24 GMT -5
John is the SEXMAN!!!whhhhoooo!!!The Beatles are the SEXMEN(ha! its like x-men)!!!whhhhoooooo!!!(but) I am the walrus!!! goo goo j'goob!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Emma on May 11, 2005 21:45:49 GMT -5
... I had to do it. XD  |
|
|
|
Post by Sgt.Honeypie on May 11, 2005 21:49:25 GMT -5
XDXD bahaha
|
|
|
|
Post by Beatlemon on May 11, 2005 21:51:06 GMT -5
... I had to do it. XD nananananananana! SEXMEN!!! |
|
|
|
Post by Emma on May 11, 2005 21:53:25 GMT -5
Help, SEXMAN! HELP!  |
|
|
|
Post by Sgt.Honeypie on May 11, 2005 21:57:06 GMT -5
oh.my.gosh. I would not mind that at all. Infact I might just put myself in danger!
|
|
|
|
Post by Emma on May 13, 2005 19:57:48 GMT -5
Me too. XD *ties self to train tracks* HEEEELP!
|
|
|
|
Post by Sgt.Honeypie on May 14, 2005 22:54:33 GMT -5
I read this on another forum, and I just had to share this:
The recipe for a Beatle affair
"I was (YOUNG AGE) at the time. I went to a party over at (BRITISH LOCATION), and imagine my surprise when (ONE OF THE BEATLES) came up to me and said, '(EXCLAMATION), you're one beautiful bird!' I (VERB, PAST TENSE), 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few (ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, PLURAL) and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at (BRITISH NIGHTCLUB). I accepted of course. The band that night was (LONG-FORGOTTEN BRITISH ONE HIT WONDER), and they played (THEIR ONE HIT). At (LATE HOUR), we left the club, and (SAME BEATLE) invited me to a party in his (SYNONYM FOR PANTS). I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.
A couple years later, I phoned (SAME BEATLE) up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was (ADJECTIVE) when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and (ANOTHER WOMAN...OR IF YOU'RE FEELING ESPECIALLY BITTER, A MAN) in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, '(EXPLETIVE PHRASE),' and promptly left. Even so, the love has never died."
|
|
|
|
Post by ColdKarmaGrl on May 14, 2005 22:58:24 GMT -5
HA! Sexman... ....yes, please?!  |
|
|
|
Post by dude41 on May 14, 2005 23:44:59 GMT -5
Ouch!
You're breaking my heart
Ouch!
I'm falling apart
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!
When we first met
I must admit I fell for you right from the start
Now when we meet
all kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!
What is thing called love?
Why do they say it makes the world go 'round?
I can't explain
the way I feel for you, my feet don't touch the ground
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!
(repeat first verse)
(repeat refrain twice)
(You see John? I'm hurt! OUCH!)
|
|
|
|
Post by dude41 on May 14, 2005 23:51:24 GMT -5
Sorry for double posting but I had to say this....
Ya'll know that Visa check card cermercial? You know the one where the lady had her card stolen and she's calling for help and all the super heros come flying in? Well, John comes flying in wearing tights (tights! ahhh!), a tight top that says Sexman, and a green cape! hehe! (just saw the cermercial and thought of this)!
|
|
|
|
Post by Emma on May 15, 2005 0:19:51 GMT -5
Oh, to be saved by SEXMAN. <33
|
|
|
|
Post by Starkey. on May 15, 2005 0:23:38 GMT -5
-sings Taxman with SEXMAN.-
"Oooh..I'm the Sexman!!"
|
|
|
|
Post by DizzymissLizzy909 on May 15, 2005 8:32:01 GMT -5
... I had to do it. XD lol, Love it! John certainly fits that description!  |
|
|
|
Post by dude41 on May 15, 2005 14:10:55 GMT -5
I've got it! There's that picture on a bilboard and it reads "Sexman drinks milk so he can have strong bones to not only play guiar but to svae people. Have you had your milk today?"
Got Milk?
(yes I know John's like drinking coke or sumthin but just play along)
|
|
