A Hard Day's Night
"Ah! Zer filty englander!"
"Please don't cane me, sir, I was lead astray!"
"I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain, but 'e'd only rattle 'em at me...an' in public, too..."
"We turn down the sound on her and say rude things."
HELP!
"It's a fiendish thingie!"
"The wheel."
"Not the wheel!"
"Even the royal house of Hanover had the wheel, sir."
"How do you feel?"
"I used to use me hands."
"He used to use his hands." <<It's the laugh after this one that makes it so funny...
"Gum?"
"You're sure it's not mainlining or habit-forming?"
"No, as long as you don't swallow it."
"It is a rela...tela...comenza..."
"Bad machine!"
"Thanks for the lift, sailor! "
"With a ring like that I could...dare I say it? Rule the world!
Yellow Submarine
Yellow Sub is my favorite movie for quotes...
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. Eighty Thousand leagues beneath the sea it lay...or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Oh, yeah, didn't think you would. I could've sworn I saw a yellow submarine. But that isn't logical, now is it? It must have been one of those unidentified flying cupcakes or a figment of me imagination. But I don't have an imagination. "
"Oh, your story has touched me heart. Jump in and we'll get me friends. "
"Oh, bless you."
"Did I sneeze?"
"'ey where--where--that's my car, love. "
"How do you know it's your car, love?"
"I'd know it anywhere."
"What's it look like, then?"
"Well, it's red with yellow wheels..."(George drives the card by; it's changed colors.) "I mean, blue with orange wheels..."
"It's all in the mind."
"Yes, they do look very nice don't they?"
"Yes, dey do."
"Dey do dough, don't dey?"
"Yes, dey do."
"Don't dey, dough?"
"Dough?"
(Paul enters.)
"Fa-la, dat dough!"
"What's the matter fellas, blue meanies?"
"Hey! There's a Cyclops!"
"Can't be. It's got two eyes."
"Must be a "bi-cyclops" then."
"There's another one. "
"A whole cyclopedia!"
"Allow me to peruse it..." *zap*
"What do you think?"
"I think I burnt me finger."
"Something, somethin, Zed oblique,
Orphic Morphic Dorphic Greek
Ad hoc, ad loc, quid pro quo
So little time, so much to know!"
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about!"
"It's blue glass."
"It must be from Kentucky."
And I don't know if this qualifies, but the dialogue from the end of "Hey Bulldog" is really funny too...
P) "Hey man"
J) "What's that, boy?"
P) "Ruff!"
J) "Whaddya say?"
P) "I say, ruff!"
J) "Do you know any more?"
P) "Wowowowwwaaaaa"
J) YEOW
P) "You got it, that's it, you hit it, that's it man, that's it you got it"
J) YAHAHAHAHAHA
P) "Don't look at me man, I already have ten children"
P) "Quiet boy,quiet"
J) "Okay"
P) "Quiet!"
Starrstruck and I have a tendency to recite this at odd times...I usually do Paul's part, cos Starrstruck does the mad laugh better'n me...