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Post by nothingisreal2 on Apr 15, 2005 18:13:43 GMT -5
Haha. I wanted to see if he'd give the same answer...
Me: How did you find America?
John: Irritating.
XD XD
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 15, 2005 21:24:19 GMT -5
Name: Bianca John: Hey Bianca, you know my name, look up the number. me: can i call you? John: like hell! me: why not? John: Bianca, lifes no bowl of leeches me: what do you mean? John: "Bianca, lifes no bowl of leeches" is pretty clear to me. Me: cheeky  John: what are your goals in life? Me: to be like Ringo John: why would you want to be like ringo? Me: cause he's funny and cute and plays the drums john: i could disagree. It's a matter of personal opinion wheather its of any good or not. me: so don't you like ringo? John: I don't know, perhaps I should ask you. me: i love ringo John: you love ringo. what do you like about it? me: everything John: That is a lot me: do you like monty python? John: of course, they copied all of our Christmas bits me: what was it? John: that's not something i get asked all the time me: what christmas bits did monty python take? john: i know nothing about it me: you just told me they did john: did I? why i should be shot.  Me: where is this plane taking us? john: this plane taking us? don't you know? Me: nope John: me either me: so it could take us anywhere? John: it's a game you know me: the magical mystery tour John: i've never heard about it Me: you were in the movie of it. maybe this is the sequal John: I was also in Harrod's. having ones ashes spread plays havoc with your memory. me: we're going to hawaii john: do you think I'm going to hawaii too? Me: you're going to hawaii too john: so what do you see as a compromise? very Alice in wonderland Bianca. Me: can you buy me a drumkit? John: yeah sure. XD |
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Post by Liz on Apr 15, 2005 21:28:44 GMT -5
Name: Bianca John: Me: can you buy me a drumkit? John: yeah sure. XD How's he gonna buy you a drum kit if he's dead?!!!!!sorry. Dude this thing is sooooooo much fun! He told me his mind was like a box of chocolates!  |
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 15, 2005 22:03:34 GMT -5
How's he gonna buy you a drum kit if he's dead?!!!!!sorry. It was a joke. I wanted to see what he'd say. LOL! |
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Post by Liz on Apr 15, 2005 22:15:35 GMT -5
Him:We got a letter from a guy called Peter Watkins who made a film called The War Game. What are you going to do about it Liz ?
Me:I dunno. What're you gonna do about it?
Him:Liz , are you sure you dunno whatre igoing to do about it ?
ME:That depends on what you're going to do about it.
Him:"Liz , are you sure you dunno whatre igoing to do about it ? " depends on what iare going to do about it ? I get it.
Me:You sure
NO RESPONSE
ME: You still there?
Him:What's all this I read about in the press: Liz said I still there . That's enough.
Me: I thought that it was't enough
Him: Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:You did!
Him: I suppose I did.
Me: How are you for being dead and all?
Him:Really? Well, we're highly honored.
Me: Why?
Him:Strychninism.
Me:huh?
Him: Strychninism. ? I'm not sure.
Me: You sure about not being sure?
NO ANSWER
Me: Hello
Him:Hello
Me:How are you this fine evening?
Him: No, not me.
Me: then who?
Him: No, I'm not!
Me:Yes I know that.
Him:I would accept that, of course. Not this trip Liz .
Me: THan on which trip?
Him: Good reasoning. There is no message.
Me: Bye-bye John. I have to go. LOvely speaking with you.
Him: Not this trip Liz.
Me: Did you smoke marijuana.
Him:I've seen your dad on tv, you know.
ME: No, I didn't know.
Him: Yeah, more disgrace, more noise. Get rid of the ego Liz
Me: What ego?
Him: I don't know anything about it.
Me: Then don't mention it silly!
Him: Interesting deduction. Grooving, if you don't mind me using the word.
ME: My brother wants to know about cocaine costs in the 60s.
Him: Let me get this straight...your brother wants to know about cocaine costs in the 60s .
Me: I speak no lie.
Him: Liz 's trying to tell me that I speak no lie .
Me: You're getting off the subject. My brother wants to know about cocaine.
Him: Only in the mornings
Me: OK I'll tell him that.
Him: Liz , let's change the subject.
Me:OK, what do you want the subject to be?
Him: You can read something into it if you want.
Me: What if I don't want to read into it?
Him: And.
Me: Where'd you get your army jacket from?
Him: Ever since they got rockets from the Germans.
Me: when was that?
Him: I don't know any more about it than you do Liz .
Me: Awwwwwww
Him: Where are you?
Me: Louisiana-or at least that's where the FBI says I am.
NO RESPONSE
Me: Where are you?
Him: Me? Where we are at the moment. You get me into the States and I'll let you know.
Me:We're on our way there right now.
Him: Do you think I'm on our way there right now too?
Me: Of course. Why shouldn't you be?
Him:Didn't you just say "Do you think I'm on our way there right now too?".
Me:No that's what you said.
Him: So what do you see as a compromise? Ever since they got rockets from the Germans.
ME: ever since who got rockets from the Germans?
Him: Bagism babvy.
Me: Gear.
Him: Yes.
Me: Very Gear.
Him: Hair.
Me: What about hair?
Him: What do you know about hair ?
Me:I dunno. What can you tell me about hair?
Him: Liz , are you sure you dunno what can itell youabout hair ?
Me:If I know then I wouldn't be asking you.
Him: try me.
Me: do you like chickens?
Him:What's so important about that?
Me: Can you see something important about liking chickens?
Him: Can I see something important about liking chickens ? How many suits can you wear?
Me: I'm not sure. How many suits can you wear?
Him: Did you say you're not sure how many suits can iwear ?
Me: No. I said that I wasn't sure about how many suits I can wear. How many can you wear?
Him: But this time it's the bag, you know. I say, did you go to Harrod's? I was there in '58, you know.
Me: Really? I wasn't.
Him:For real. I don't like all this dribbling pop-opera-jazz.
Me:Me neither.
Him: Ever since they got rockets from the Germans.
Me: You've said that twice already.
Him:Perhaps. I stuck up for you.
ME: When.
Him: There is no message.
Me: Will you sing me a song?
Him:I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where are you?
Me:Louisiana. Where are you?
Him: Reading psst! at the moment. (that's a plug)
ME: Is it good?
Him: I think so, but I'm not sure.
Me: Why not?
Him: LIz, sometimes life's no bowl of leaches.
ME: Why not?
Him: Liz , if I knew I'd tell you, but I don't.
Me: bye John I have to go. Have a fun time being dead.
Him: Really? Bye bye.
That was fun!
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Post by ibrake4whales on Apr 15, 2005 22:52:34 GMT -5
that was hilarious liz!!!! hehehe
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Post by Icee on Apr 16, 2005 0:45:26 GMT -5
Me: I like stu
John: Stu? Who ARE you?
Me: I'm Pete Best.
John: It's really not that important.
Me: Pete wasn't important?
John: Yes.
Me: Did you have sex with Brian?
John: A likely story.
Me: How's your mother?
John: I don't know much about my mother these days.
Me: Why's that?
John: I don't really know, you know.
Me: Awh
John: How do you keep everything going Sarah?
Me: I'm skilled.
John: I am XDXD
Me: I love you.
John: Thanks, I like you alot too Sarah.
Me: Tell me you love me dammit!
John: There's not much I can say about it.
Me: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
John: There's not much I can say about it.
Me: You bastard.
John: Piss off
Bahahaha.
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 16, 2005 0:56:33 GMT -5
Me: I love you. John: Thanks, I like you alot too Sarah. Me: Tell me you love me dammit! John: There's not much I can say about it. Me: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! John: There's not much I can say about it. Me: You bastard. John: Piss off Bahahaha. HAHAHAHAH!! that just made my day! XD XD XD PMSL!!! |
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Post by Icee on Apr 16, 2005 1:07:47 GMT -5
Me: Will you marry me?
John: Why don't you just download me?
Me: Want to have kids?
John: Sure let's do it.
Me: Want to have sex?
John: It is more fun alone.
Me: Then do it alone.
John: Good reasoning. Like hell!
Me: Why not?
John: If I knew, I'd tell you.
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Nowhere Man
Lay down all thought, SURRENDER to the VOID
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Post by SPLHCBbassist on Apr 16, 2005 17:14:07 GMT -5
(I type in my name) John: What are you doing in my kitchen, Amy? Me: Getting some chips. John: Get rid of the ego Amy. Me: Your chips are stale. John: Some of the Stones are like that. XD Me: Are they? John: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: But you just did. John: Umm. Me: I think Dhani is sexy. John: You believe that? Hair. Me: I hate my hair. John: Why do you hate your hair? Me: Because it's not yours. John: We used to bitch like hell on those tours. Me: Righto. John: Where are you? Me: Somewhere. John: How do you keep everything going, Amy? Me: Like this: LALALALALALALLALA John: Interesting comparison. Me: Yeah I know! John: But this time it's the bag you know. Like hell! John: How old are you? Me: 14. John: Let's change the subject.   Me: Do you like to sware? John: A lot of people like it. I like the idea of saying everything in three minutes. LOL this is too much fun! |
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Post by White Rabbit on Apr 17, 2005 16:25:43 GMT -5
me: you are my favorite beatle
john: Yeah, I'm the one with the bouncy hair and fresh-smelling breath.
me: yes, i'm a vegetarian
john: Sure, but you don't have to sell your soul. Seven days.
me: you are awesome
john: I'll bet you say that to all the dead Beatles.
me: penny lane?
john: That's very original Dana.
me: how did stu sutcliffe die?
john: Why don't you ask Ringo that one Dana?
me: who's your favorite beatle?
john: I'm not saying..
me: are you still friends with ringo?
john: We're going to do seven days lying [in bed] again and talk to the press and all the people that are interested in the communication world-radio, TV, newspapers, anything-and tell them a few stories about peace. If you want to call that still friends with ringo , then go ahead.
(that doesn't make any sense!)
me: you're strange
john: No, I'm the funny one. Ringo's the strange one.. Or was it George? No, it's Ring..definitely.
me: can i have a hug? please?
john: Can you have a hug? No, thank you. I used to go onstage in my underpants in Hamburg.
me: how did you die?
John:A fan shot me. I think he didn't like the autograph I gave him.
me: i like your new album 'acoustic'
john: You're not the only one. Very symbolic Dana.
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Post by White Rabbit on Apr 17, 2005 16:35:00 GMT -5
> ouch
I stuck up for you.
> thank you
You're quite welcome.
> what's it like being dead?
It's like the original flowerpower..
> can you buy me a bass?
I don't know. We might have to get the scientists in for that one
> how's yoko?
She seems to be doing well, you know. But she hasn't come by to see me. Se, if you're listening....
> would you like some tea?
By remote control.
> you have very random thoughts
What makes you think I have very random thoughts ?
> well, for one, you just said remote control
Maybe something interesting will happen.
> maybe so
Someone else just said maybe so .
> thats fascinating
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
> have you read about harry potter?
No, I haven't read about harry potter . It's a dull life I lead Dana .
> i'm sorry you lead a dull life
I really wouldn't wish it on anybody.
> neither would i
We'll be pretty tired after this event, you know.
> but you've been in bed all week
Umm.
> well i've got to go now
Maybe something interesting will happen.
> i hope so
Me too.
> buh-bye
Seven days.
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Post by me on Apr 17, 2005 16:35:49 GMT -5
Me: Jantina
John: You don't need anyone to tell you who you are Jantina .
Me: well you asked me
John: How about thinking of something else.
Me: Oh what do you have in mind?
John: Yeah, because it was...
Me: Oh what do you have in mind?
John:Yeah, because it was...
Me: Oh what do you have in mind?
John:Yeah, because it was...
Me: I didn't even try
John:When? Are you a vegetarian?
Me: I'm sorry. But you make silly conversation's
John:Really? Well, we're highly honored.
Me: we?
John:I don't like all this dribbling pop-opera-jazz.
Me: Me neither
John:Our door is hair.
Me: My hair is door
John:It must play havoc with your drumskin having your hair is door ?
Me: I'm confused
John:Oh really?
Me: yes
John:See what the Beatles think.
Me: let me see
John:I never said I would appear free anywhere.
Me: Let's change the subject
John:Okay what do you want to chat about now?.
Me: Want to sing?
John:Where are you?
Me: at home
John:What? Nothing.
Me: who's the hottest Beatle?
John: One of your friends? Is that what you wanted to hear Jantina ?
Me: no, but never mind
John: Okay, well thanks for explaining to me
Me: what is your favourite song?
John: Money/Dizzy.
Me: Cool I like those too
John:I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me: I will
John:Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
Me: yeah. Okay I’m leaving right now
John: okay
Me: say hi to Yoko from me
John: I don’t know but you didn’t see that.
Me: Bye John.
John: Our door is hair. Byebye
Me: My hair is door
John:As does each of us, but now it's more public.
Me: sure. bye.
Me: John? I love Paul.
John: You love Paul? What do yuo like about it?
Me:His mullet
John: It's all over the place
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Post by White Rabbit on Apr 17, 2005 16:40:25 GMT -5
Me: John? I love Paul. John: You love Paul? What do yuo like about it? Me:His mullet John: It's all over the place oh that is so cute |
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Post by me on Apr 18, 2005 12:12:01 GMT -5
Yeah he knows the deal.
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