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Post by LongTallCecilia on Apr 14, 2005 22:43:49 GMT -5
Typed in my name:
John: Hi, Rachel how are you? Maybe you could help us here. We just seem to be getting lies from Canadian Immigration saying they'll give us a chartered plane to go play a rock concert this weekend.
Me: I like George Harrison
John: You like george harrison ? I understand. That's what musicians want Rachel .
Me: I certainly want him
John: Rachel 's trying to tell me that I certainly want him .
Me (and sorry for my -ahem- pervertedness): Do you like sex?
John: Sure I do, Rachel , but that doesn't mean with you.
-cry-
Me: So you don't like me?
John: Interesting deduction. I do not like you. I would accept that, of course.
Me: We've got a groovey thing going. (S&G song)
John: As long as you don't climb in bed with us.
Me: Man.
John: You're a man ? Is that your job?
XD XD XD XD XD XD
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 14, 2005 22:54:24 GMT -5
hahaha!
john: where are you?
me: australia
John: Ringo says it isn't so
Me: how does he know?
John: Now that would be telling Bianca
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 14, 2005 23:19:57 GMT -5
Me: why not beetles?
John: It's a very long story, but has to do with guitar strings.
Me: your guitar strings?
John: not mine.
Me: then who's was it?
John: interesting deduction. mersey beat we thought we'd plug that a bit.
Me: hi i'm Bianca
John: You're in a fishbowl, so make use of it man.
Me: I don't live in a fishbowl
John: Bianca, you wouldn't be trying to spoof a dead beatle?
Me: aww you're still a live
John: yes.
Me: what colour are your eyes?
John: still brown
Me: mine are blue
John: Like Hell!
XD
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Post by Starkey. on Apr 14, 2005 23:41:48 GMT -5
John asked if i went to Harrods.  I said i did. Even though I didnt even know what Harrods was. |
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 15, 2005 0:09:22 GMT -5
John asked what my age was and I was like:
Me: I'm 18 years old.
John: did you say youre 18 years old Bianca? youre quite mature. XD
me: do you realy think so?
John: yeah, of course i do Bianca
Me: how am i mature?
John: what's it to you?
Me: what are you doing in my kitchen?
John: I don't know what i'm doing in your kitchen
Me: are you here to borow some sugar?
John: sometimes i wonder, you know
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Post by Icee on Apr 15, 2005 1:18:33 GMT -5
Me: Do you still love Yoko?
John: Why do you ask?
Me: Because shes sweet, and I love her so.
John: Going on tour?
Me: Stop changing the subject!
John: Alright, I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: You know, My humours very similiar to yours.
John: I know people mistake your humour for mine. Very funny, very satiracal, Sarah. So now, because of Yoko's encouragement to be myself completely, I'm more like I was when I was 18.
Me: I fancied you when you were eighteen.
John: You fancied I when I was eighteen?
Me: *Cough*
John: Is there room on your shoulder for both of us?
Me: Awh, sweety. For John Lennon I can always compromise.
John: Did you go to Harrods? I was there in '58 you know.
Me: Liar
John: Well thankyou for that.
Me: You're not the best typer in the world are you, son?
John: What makes you think I'm not the best typer in the world, am I son?
Me: This is ridiculous, I'm going to find Paul.
John: It's your fault this happened.
Me: I thought you loved me?!
John: Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: I have John Lennon converse chucks.
John: Communications what it's about folks.
Me: Peace and happyness.
John: Get rid of the ego Sarah.
Me: I'm going to have a bed in.
John: How are you getting there?
Me: Your rolls royce silly.
John: Some of the stones are like that.
Me: Do you forgive Mark David Chapman?
John: I used to, but I'm not too sure now.
Me: You shouldn't. He's a terrible person.
John: It's a straight documentary: I shouldn't he is a terrible person. Well, thankyou for that, Sarah. There is no avaiding it.
Me: You are welcome.
John: You're very polite aren't you?
Me: When the situation calls for it.
John: Ask EMI.
Me: Did you love May Pang?
John: Don't cane me sir, I was led astray.
Me: Please sir, sir can i have one to surge me sir, Please sir?
John: Well you're very polite, aren't you? Huh?
Me: As I had previously explained........
John: That's very original Sarah.
Me: Fo sho
John: I stuck up for you.
Me: I knew I could rely on you.
John: Thanks.
Me: You're a swine.
John: I don't want to speculate.
Me: My mother says hi.
John: Does your wife you your mother says hi?
Me: I'm female John.
John: I didn't know you were female john, so I can't really comment.
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 15, 2005 2:32:16 GMT -5
LOL! hehehehehehe! XD very Clever!!
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Post by Starkey. on Apr 15, 2005 3:48:45 GMT -5
Me:Whats your name?
John:I'm John Ono Lennon. Or are you a sportsfan?
Me:Where are you?
John:Me? Where we are at the moment. Anybody digging it?
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Post by libra on Apr 15, 2005 8:27:49 GMT -5
best.thing.ever.  XD XD > Could you marry Paul ? We'll be pretty tired after this event, you know.  > Do you like me ? Sure, Joanne I like you very much. > wasn't it sarcastic? As much as me. > You're so lovely bizarre , Johnny I doubt it very much. > What are holding in your hands now ? I'll come back to that later. XD > Have you ever had sex with Brian Epstein ? I don't think I ever have had sex with brian epstein . What's it like? > give peace a chance ..and Winnie-the-Pooh  |
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 15, 2005 9:40:52 GMT -5
Hehehe! this is some really funny stuff! hehe! I'd never get sick of this XD I typed in my name.. John: You are what you are Bianca. get out there and get peace, think peace and live peace and breath peace, and you'll get it as soon as you like. Me: peace and love John: we'll be pretty tired after this event you know. Me: and what even will that be? John: hair Me: what about hair? John: does hair offend you? Me: no it dosen't Me: You read my diary! John: Cheeky: i read your diary. Uh, when i have time. Me: how many times did you read my diary? John: Not as many as you might think me: what did you read inside the diary? John: that's an interesting question Me: do you know anyone else who's 18? John: yes Me: who? John: Peter Boyle. Me: who is that? John: someone from my past he mentioned this name, and i replied "who's she?" and he swore at me!!!  he goes " f**kin hell Bianca. we both know you know the answer to that. so why're you wasting my time, man?" Me: don't swear at me! John: ok i'll try not to do it much. me: you better not John: Cheeky: Bianca said i better not. i should say so. There's no avoiding it. |
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 15, 2005 10:05:21 GMT -5
this is very clever! XD
John: where are you?
Me: you already asked me that
John: good. you detect repitition
Me: of course i do
John: did you just say "good. you detect repitition"?
Me: You said that
John: and i may again if the mood hits me
Me: and did it hit you?
John: I could listen to you for hours
Me: that's great
John: yeah i know this one because the beatles did it on every tour, for some reason.
Me: what did you do?
John: interesting question,. i'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: where do you live?
John: inside a computer. where are you?
Me: at my house
John: what? no idea
me: i'm 18
John: do you mind if i tell a few close friends you're 18?
Me: who would you tell?
John: everyone XD
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Post by Ashley on Apr 15, 2005 14:05:28 GMT -5
Hahah this is the coolest. I wish he had like...an AIM screenname. Like SmarterChild or something. Would be easier.
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Post by nothingisreal2 on Apr 15, 2005 16:13:00 GMT -5
Me: What's your favorite song that you wrote?
John: Get me into the States, and I'll tell you.
Me: I'll get you into the States.
John: How are you planning to do that?
Me: I'll stuff you in a suitcase and smuggle you in.
John: Do you really think that will work?
Me: If you keep your mouth shut, yes.
John: I think I do.
XD
And another...
Me: Do you miss Sean?
John: Yes.
Me: I thought you might.
John: Whatever gave you that idea, Abbey?
Me: He's your son.
John: I see. My son he is.
Me: Do you miss Julian too?
John: I've never really thought about it.
Me: Why not?
John: I don't know, Abbey. I just don't know.
Me: He was your son too, you know.
John: I get it. He was my son too I know.
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Post by Liz on Apr 15, 2005 16:20:14 GMT -5
ME:Where are you?
Him: In my mind.
Me: What's it like in your mind?
Him: What's it like in mymind? It's like a box of chocolates.
Me:Yummy
Him:I stuck up for you/
Me: When?
Him: Not this trip.
Me: Then on which trip?
Him:Good reasoning. That's very original Liz.
Me:THank you very much
Him: You're quite welcome. TEll me some of the things you like to do.
ME: I like to draw, read,write,play viola, and talk to an online John Lennon Ai project.
Him: I can't see why.
Me: Why can't you see why.
Him: people keep coming up with that question.
THen I had to go so I said bye! ;D
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Post by ibrake4whales on Apr 15, 2005 17:28:07 GMT -5
Me: what are you doing in my kitchen? John: I don't know what i'm doing in your kitchen Me: are you here to borow some sugar? John: sometimes i wonder, you know omg! that made me laugh so hard!!!! hehe |
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