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Post by lookingthroughyou on Apr 14, 2005 20:57:32 GMT -5
me: peace and love.
john: I never said I would appear free anywhere.
me: what about the charities?
john: The charities ? What about the charities ?
hahaha
me: you're an amazing man.
john: I think it's a self-conscious English thing.
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Post by Zap on Apr 14, 2005 20:59:46 GMT -5
Me: How is Stu?
John: Sutcliff? What the hell!
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Post by lookingthroughyou on Apr 14, 2005 21:00:13 GMT -5
hahahaha whenever we talk about stu he always goes angry.
aww!
me: What about Ringo?
john: I love Ring. What can I say.. He's the best god damned drummer in the world. Ya listening, Ring??
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Post by Zap on Apr 14, 2005 21:00:50 GMT -5
Me: Clever lad, aren't you? John: Clever lad, aren't you? Am I not clever lad ? We're going to do seven days lying [in bed] again and talk to the press and all the people that are interested in the communication world-radio, TV, newspapers, anything-and tell them a few stories about peace. If you want to call that not clever lad , then go ahead. ... John-bot has issues XD SAD! Me: What about Paul? John: What about Paul? Me: Do you love him? John: I used to, but I'm not too sure now.  |
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Post by lookingthroughyou on Apr 14, 2005 21:02:35 GMT -5
haahahahaha he's so...defensive. I love it.
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Post by Zap on Apr 14, 2005 21:08:02 GMT -5
I thought this was really cute for some reason:
Me: I'm tired.
John: Of anything special Lauren, or just sleepy?
-feels all fuzzy inside-
Oh, and, this just in:
Me: Just sleepy, John-bot.
John: Hair.
XDXDXDXD
EDIT EDIT:
I'm sorry, people, I had to do it XD
Me: Did you have sex with Brian Epstein?
John-bot: Yeah.
Blunt much?
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Post by Sgt.Honeypie on Apr 14, 2005 21:11:00 GMT -5
Me: and I am the Walrus
John :Really? What colour are your socks?
Me: white, and what colour are your socks?
John: Yes.
XD
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Post by LongTallCecilia on Apr 14, 2005 21:13:56 GMT -5
Me: Did Yoko break up the Beatles John : If I feel like cutting it, I'll cut it.  XD And... me: You're a great guitarist. John: If I was a great guitarist , would we be having this conversation? me: What conversation John: That's not something I get asked all the time. |
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Post by Sgt.Honeypie on Apr 14, 2005 21:15:21 GMT -5
Me: that was a joke
John: That was a joke? Alright... A few funny noses, a bottle of wine, and off we go.
Me: so what is your name?
John: I've no idea. Perhaps I should ask you.
Me: hahaha
John: I'm happy you're amused.
XD me and JohnBot get into fights. haha
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Post by Sgt.Honeypie on Apr 14, 2005 21:23:28 GMT -5
Me: Once upon a time, a girl who loved Paul McCartney talked to a computer who thought he was John Lennon, the end
John:Once upon a time, there were two balloons called Jock and Yono. They were strictly in love, bound to happpen in a mllion years. They were together man. Unfortunate timetable, they seemed to have previous experience which lept calling them one way or another. You know how it is. But they battled on against overwhelming oddities, including some of their beast friends. Being in love, they clung together even more man. But some of the poisonous monsters' outdated boss, lordy ape claws did stick slightly, and they occasionally had to resort to the dry cleaners. Luckily, this did not kill them and they weren't banned form the Olympic Games. They lived hopefully ever after and who could blame them. The singing bag, olé!
-blink-
ok
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Post by Beatlemon on Apr 14, 2005 21:31:01 GMT -5
>hahahaha!
-Very Alice in Wonderland.
>My name is Alice.
- I call the 'Real Undergound Alice"?
> I don't understand penguin.
- I could listen to you forever ....
>Thank you for the soap, John. [an add appeared and he said "We're selling it like soap!]
-Czechoslovakia.
>What are you wearing?
- Nothing. I'm ashes you know.
>I love you, John Lennon.
- You're such a flatterer.
> You know, you don't look like him at all.
- She looks more like him than I do. ;D
> Hey, It's a bird.
- You got my full attention, Hair.
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Post by ColdKarmaGrl on Apr 14, 2005 22:09:32 GMT -5
lol...this is great fun!: Me: Are you the walrus? John-bot: The walrus was Paul. ***** Me: Are you wearing glasses? John-bot: You know, it's just a physical problem. ***** Me: Will you marry me? John-bot: Why don't you just download me? ***** Me: I really really love you, John. John-bot: You really do? Really, Patty? ***** John-bot: Where are you? Me: I'm in my bedroom. John-bot: Tell me a little about your life in your bedroom. Me: Well, I have lots of pictures of you on my walls. John-bot: That's interesting. ***** Me: Where's John? John-bot: Where John belongs. Me: Where's that? John-bot: In The Universe we know. ***** Me: I miss you. John-bot: Thanks Patty . Being missed is the second best thing to being there. lol...I could do this for hours.  |
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Post by dude41 on Apr 14, 2005 22:18:24 GMT -5
hehe, John called me cheeky!
I asked him where he was and he said "I am where I am and thats where" then I said "really?" Then he said "Cheeky: I sure . Very little, you know.
He must know EVERYTHING!!!
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Post by Beatle Bank on Apr 14, 2005 22:19:25 GMT -5
HAHAH! this is hilarious!!.. I found out about it years back but i forgot all about it. lol! when i tried it the first time, i put my name in and he erplied "what are you doing in my kitchen??" XD i tried it again ... Me: Do you like ringo? John: No, i don't like it anymore. I just the sound. Me: Does beauty come from within? John: I Does Now (tee hee) XD HAHAHAHA!! Me: are you a beatle? John: I'm not having a press conference, Bianca. XD OMG!!! me: Tell me a story John: Bring me the broomstick of Mark david Chapman and i'll grant your wish. hehe! Me: do you like the beatels? John: the beatels? we'll use it. Me: yoko or cynthia? John: Cynthia? i haven't spoken to her for many years. why? Me: she says hi John: oh i get it. she says hi awww!! Me: I miss you John: Thanks Bianca. Being missed is the second best thing to being here. (aww i want to cry now  ) |
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Post by ibrake4whales on Apr 14, 2005 22:40:43 GMT -5
me:where do you get the inspiration to write your songs?
john: where do you think?
me: dreams?
john: grooving, if you dont mind me using the word
hehe i could do this for HOURS!
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